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- Don't come looking for a story -- this is a hunt.
- A derivative shock-horror exercise desperately in need of an IV.
- Takes out a moviegoer's limbic brain and cerebral cortex. All that's left functioning is the reptilian brain, droning: Kill The Things. Kill The Things...
- Here is yet another video game transferred to film with little enhancement or development.
- To properly convey the jaw-dropping shoddiness of this videogame-based 'horror' 'movie,' one must approach what scientists call Absolute Stupid.
- Misbegotten horror movie adaptation of the best-selling video games.
- Idiotically written, badly acted and directed, with Boll underlining the film's gory video game plot by intercutting video game effects into the slaughter, it's a staggering failure on pretty much every level.
- Cutting around frantically in a vain attempt to stir up some energy, the director, Uwe Boll, drops in occasional images from the video game itself, as if he were subliminally trying to remind ticket buyers why they showed up in the first place.
- You'd be hard-pressed to find a duller, more incompetent -- and less scary -- flick with cheesier effects in a remainder bin crammed with direct-to-video horrors.
- There's scarcely a whiff of originality in the zombie horror picture House of the Dead, but Uwe Boll has directed it with enough energy and style that it adds up to passably mindless if grisly fun.
- Even connoisseurs of bad movies will find little to enjoy in this one.
Fort Worth Star-Telegram/DFW.com
10/13/2003 by Scott Von Doviak
You'd have more fun standing in an arcade and watching someone else play the game.- Early hopes that this might qualify for so-bad- its-good status -- the sea salt played by Clint Howard is a hoot -- vanish under a volley of idiotic plotting and bad acting.
- Unpretentiously dumb.
- Five minutes into the picture and I felt my inner child weeping for the future of the industry.
- House of the Dead is a very entertaining film, but only because it's made in a such inept and unprofessional way that it's almost impossible to believe that it was shown in cinemas. [Full review in Spanish]
- The novelty of seeing rampaging zombies get shot in the head wears off after 40 minutes or so.
- So willfully opposed to everything that decades of refinement have established as cinematic grammar that I am unable to decide if Boll is a genius or just evil.
Sacramento News & Review
8/7/2008 by Mark Halverson
This is the first live-action horror movie based on a video game that I've ever seen in which the game's animation is actually used as a repeated special effect. This is not a good thing.- How do films like these get made for video, let alone the wide theatrical run?
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